It was so easy last night
Should have been strong, yeah I lied
Nobody gets me like you
I know everything changes
All the cities and faces
But I know how I feel about you
Can we bring yesterday back around
'cause I know how I feel about you now
I was dumb, I was wrong
I let you down
But I know how I feel about you now
All that it takes is one more chance
Don't let our last kiss to be our last
Give me tonight, and I'll show you
I know everything changes,
I don't care where it takes us
but I know how I feel about you
Can we bring yesterday back around
'cause I know how I feel about you now
I was dumb, I was wrong
I let you down
But I know how I feel about you now
Not a day passed me by, not a day passed me by
That I don't think about you
And there's no moving on, 'cause I know that you're the one
And I can't live without you
So can we bring yesterday back around
'cause I know how I feel about you now
I was dumb, I was wrong
I let you down
But I know how I feel about you now
Ohh can we bring yesterday back around
'cause I know how I feel about you now
I was dumb, I was wrong
I let you down
But I know how I feel about you now
Oh yeah, I know how I feel about you now
Yeah I know how I feel about you now
Monday, April 19, 2010
Can we bring yesterday around
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Back from the Ashes
It's been 144 days since my last post, holy shit man! Thats really really long! Although I might have failed my math, i tried and best and counted a few times over so the real number cant be that far off (given that i wrong la)..
So anyway, wassup with the revival? Im absolutely certain this blog gets no traffic anymore but thats fine. I'm too lazy to write but I need to place to deposit my thoughts, make sense of everything, put it into words and stay sane in these trying times.
Trying my best to get into a local U anyway, ain't got no money to go overseas study T.T, even if I work/save like fuck by the time I can go I damn old alr.. Sad huh, but that's life la, my sister is happily studying in Sheffield and eating up more than 60 000 SGD of our family's money a year. It's alr her 2nd year there and when my turn comes (which is soon if not now) there will be no more money for me to go overseas for further education. Not that I absolutely have to but my results suck and going overseas to like shitville Australia will give me a wider choice of courses.
BBCCU Lols.
Pharmacy, please take me.. Please..
Psychology, take me otherwise.. Please..
It's not that I particulary like words starting with P unless they all sound like Phuck, though.
Yes my grammar is bad, I like run on sentences like the one I am about to type, oh and I also like being completely and entirely and definitely rrrrandddom. This is what blogging is about anyway isn't it. Just rant, let the mind talk and the fingers walk.
I intended for this to be a really long post, to like cover everything I been doing in the past MONTHS but hey, my memory is pretty bad and I remember bits & pieces of stuff here and there. I'll probably cover the exciting bits about my army life (if there is any) in the next post in a couple hours from now.. Right now it's time to hit the showers and shower away the sticky feeling you get when you spend a day near the shoreline eeewwww...
So anyway, wassup with the revival? Im absolutely certain this blog gets no traffic anymore but thats fine. I'm too lazy to write but I need to place to deposit my thoughts, make sense of everything, put it into words and stay sane in these trying times.
Trying my best to get into a local U anyway, ain't got no money to go overseas study T.T, even if I work/save like fuck by the time I can go I damn old alr.. Sad huh, but that's life la, my sister is happily studying in Sheffield and eating up more than 60 000 SGD of our family's money a year. It's alr her 2nd year there and when my turn comes (which is soon if not now) there will be no more money for me to go overseas for further education. Not that I absolutely have to but my results suck and going overseas to like shitville Australia will give me a wider choice of courses.
BBCCU Lols.
Pharmacy, please take me.. Please..
Psychology, take me otherwise.. Please..
It's not that I particulary like words starting with P unless they all sound like Phuck, though.
Yes my grammar is bad, I like run on sentences like the one I am about to type, oh and I also like being completely and entirely and definitely rrrrandddom. This is what blogging is about anyway isn't it. Just rant, let the mind talk and the fingers walk.
I intended for this to be a really long post, to like cover everything I been doing in the past MONTHS but hey, my memory is pretty bad and I remember bits & pieces of stuff here and there. I'll probably cover the exciting bits about my army life (if there is any) in the next post in a couple hours from now.. Right now it's time to hit the showers and shower away the sticky feeling you get when you spend a day near the shoreline eeewwww...
Friday, October 30, 2009
The Great Expansion Project
Enter the world of flesh tunnels and ear plugs, no, not the kind to keep the sound out, but those you wear in a stretched ear piercing.
Currently, I sport a 3mm and 1mm tunnel, lols, on the left and right ear respectively. I hope to expand these to 16mm each by March '10.
And here we go, on the expansion project :D
Currently, I sport a 3mm and 1mm tunnel, lols, on the left and right ear respectively. I hope to expand these to 16mm each by March '10.
And here we go, on the expansion project :D
Saturday, July 11, 2009
How To Pimp Your Bike
Step 1: Get a bike. Beg, buy, borrow, or steal works really well here. In my case, I won't tell you how I got the bike but it's probably not one of the B-words. I mean bastard, bitch, etc etc.
Step 2: Assess the condition of the fucking bike and see if it's worth it. If it's not worth it. Like the bike will just be pimped-shit after you pimp it, then throw the bike out of the window as long as you're not living on the ground floor and start over at Step 1 again. If and only if, the bike is worth the effort, like there's some good ass Haro frame on it, which in the case of mine, is a decent Z-series frame with an F/X-series stem, whee..
Step 3: Strip the bike like you would a hot girl. Or guy if you're gay. P.S. I'm gay. Anyway, by strip we mean dismantle, strip everything you can especially if the bike looks as ugly as this:
Please bear with the rather lousy pictures, I lost my phone cable (or at least I thought I did) a long time ago and I stopped taking pictures altogether because there'd be nowhere to transfer them to anyway so I thought I'd just not take photos. And.. what that led to were really dirty lenses, which is kinda only cleaned after I was done assembling the bike. You'll realise the difference in the pictures you will see towards the end. Yes.
Step 4: Aight so the bike is nude and everything. Great. Great world to live in. Basically your gonna be exercising your memory a bit in remembering exactly which screw goes where, after you've dismantled the bike, so that you can actually put the bike back together when your done. It's not an easy task and could be challenging especially with rusty nuts and bolts.. more so if ur memory sucks. So you want to sand down all the ugliness of the bike, take all that shit paint, dirt, grime and dust away. Take it all away. Too bad there's no magic formula, no acid wash, acetone bath or anything that could really solve your problems in one shot.
So here's what you should do:
-Clean the bike. Thoroughly. If you've got an abrasive cloth, this is the best time to use it. But always ask mum first because it's gonna come up really dirty. Otherwise, an old scouring pad or steel wool would work just fine.
-While the bike is still wet, it's time to bring in the big boys, sandpaper! As always, we go from a a higher grain sandpaper to a lower one, basically 4 types of sandpaper with varying grits, if the frame of the bike, the handlebars, and the fork look really uneven with bumps of uneven paint, with dirt and whatnot stuck to it, you might want to get extra coarse sandpaper for TRULY EFFICIENT removal of it. Other than that, go from medium grit (P50), to low grit(P120) to fine grit(P200). I think anything beyond P200 will kind of have no effect on the bike unless you sand it continuously for like about 2 years, maybe longer.
-Keep at it. Keep sanding. This is hard work but the more effort and time you spend at this stage, the better your bike is going to turn out to to be, not only in terms of looks but also in terms of lifespan of your paintjob. A good sandjob allows for a great paintjob. Yeah quote me, I think it sounds quite stupid actually but its actually true. When all your fingers and tendons in your hand are like fucked from sanding, (this could take about 4-6 hours for the entire bike depending on your work rate and whether you take smoke breaks), you can see yourself in the frame of the bike, then your good to go.
Yea it's shiny.
Step 5: YES FINALLY I GET TO SHAKE THAT CANCAN AND SPRAY THAT SHIT! Yes you heard it, finally something gets to be sprayed, but it's not the paint yet. It's the anti-rust primer.
If you want the science, basically acrylic paints dun adhere well to smooth (relatively) surfaces and this also means that unless an extremely thin coat of paint is applied, the paint will actually drip off the frame like honey off end of the spoon, creating drips which, unless intended, can turn out quite unsightly. I'm not saying that even if you intended for there to be drips, it would look nice though. So anyway, primer's are also known as powder coats and basically they make the surface of the bike a lot rougher on the microscopic level and create plenty of sites for which the next coat of paint can really bind to. Primers nowadays also confer anti-rusting properties to whatever they're sprayed on (but it doesn't work on brains) so why not?
Yeah primer is cool. Just don't forget to mask off all the joinings so you'll still be able to join parts at the, yeah, joinings!
Step 6: Spray on the real paint. Be patient about it, thin coats are the best way to end up with a great lookin' bike. This is probably the most fun part about pimpin' your bike as you get to see the whole pimp process in front of your own eyes!
Step 7: Make it pimp and enjoy ridin' it :D
And that's it!
Step 2: Assess the condition of the fucking bike and see if it's worth it. If it's not worth it. Like the bike will just be pimped-shit after you pimp it, then throw the bike out of the window as long as you're not living on the ground floor and start over at Step 1 again. If and only if, the bike is worth the effort, like there's some good ass Haro frame on it, which in the case of mine, is a decent Z-series frame with an F/X-series stem, whee..
Step 3: Strip the bike like you would a hot girl. Or guy if you're gay. P.S. I'm gay. Anyway, by strip we mean dismantle, strip everything you can especially if the bike looks as ugly as this:
Please bear with the rather lousy pictures, I lost my phone cable (or at least I thought I did) a long time ago and I stopped taking pictures altogether because there'd be nowhere to transfer them to anyway so I thought I'd just not take photos. And.. what that led to were really dirty lenses, which is kinda only cleaned after I was done assembling the bike. You'll realise the difference in the pictures you will see towards the end. Yes.
Step 4: Aight so the bike is nude and everything. Great. Great world to live in. Basically your gonna be exercising your memory a bit in remembering exactly which screw goes where, after you've dismantled the bike, so that you can actually put the bike back together when your done. It's not an easy task and could be challenging especially with rusty nuts and bolts.. more so if ur memory sucks. So you want to sand down all the ugliness of the bike, take all that shit paint, dirt, grime and dust away. Take it all away. Too bad there's no magic formula, no acid wash, acetone bath or anything that could really solve your problems in one shot.
So here's what you should do:
-Clean the bike. Thoroughly. If you've got an abrasive cloth, this is the best time to use it. But always ask mum first because it's gonna come up really dirty. Otherwise, an old scouring pad or steel wool would work just fine.
-While the bike is still wet, it's time to bring in the big boys, sandpaper! As always, we go from a a higher grain sandpaper to a lower one, basically 4 types of sandpaper with varying grits, if the frame of the bike, the handlebars, and the fork look really uneven with bumps of uneven paint, with dirt and whatnot stuck to it, you might want to get extra coarse sandpaper for TRULY EFFICIENT removal of it. Other than that, go from medium grit (P50), to low grit(P120) to fine grit(P200). I think anything beyond P200 will kind of have no effect on the bike unless you sand it continuously for like about 2 years, maybe longer.
-Keep at it. Keep sanding. This is hard work but the more effort and time you spend at this stage, the better your bike is going to turn out to to be, not only in terms of looks but also in terms of lifespan of your paintjob. A good sandjob allows for a great paintjob. Yeah quote me, I think it sounds quite stupid actually but its actually true. When all your fingers and tendons in your hand are like fucked from sanding, (this could take about 4-6 hours for the entire bike depending on your work rate and whether you take smoke breaks), you can see yourself in the frame of the bike, then your good to go.
Yea it's shiny.
Step 5: YES FINALLY I GET TO SHAKE THAT CANCAN AND SPRAY THAT SHIT! Yes you heard it, finally something gets to be sprayed, but it's not the paint yet. It's the anti-rust primer.
If you want the science, basically acrylic paints dun adhere well to smooth (relatively) surfaces and this also means that unless an extremely thin coat of paint is applied, the paint will actually drip off the frame like honey off end of the spoon, creating drips which, unless intended, can turn out quite unsightly. I'm not saying that even if you intended for there to be drips, it would look nice though. So anyway, primer's are also known as powder coats and basically they make the surface of the bike a lot rougher on the microscopic level and create plenty of sites for which the next coat of paint can really bind to. Primers nowadays also confer anti-rusting properties to whatever they're sprayed on (but it doesn't work on brains) so why not?
Yeah primer is cool. Just don't forget to mask off all the joinings so you'll still be able to join parts at the, yeah, joinings!
Step 6: Spray on the real paint. Be patient about it, thin coats are the best way to end up with a great lookin' bike. This is probably the most fun part about pimpin' your bike as you get to see the whole pimp process in front of your own eyes!
Step 7: Make it pimp and enjoy ridin' it :D
And that's it!
Sunday, June 21, 2009
QUIZ AGAIN FUCKING BORED
Random Questions About You:
Spell your name without vowels: GFFRYNG
What color do you wear most?: Black cos I like black, black looks good, lookin' good means no dandruff.. I use CLEAR, but my name is not Rain.
Least favorite color?: Can't think of one.
What are you listening to?: The ceiling fan and my sister in the shower. Yes it's 3am she just came home.
Are you happy with your life right now?: No.
What is your favorite class in school?: Recess, free period.
Are you outgoing: Not really.
Favorite pair of shoes?: C-Mon Kypski Dunk
Where do you wish you were right now?: In bed.
THE CANS:
Can you dance? I'm secretly Moose.
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth? I doubt it.
Can you whistle? Kind of.
Write with both hands? Yes, but legible or not I dunno.
Walk with your toes curled? Yea why not.
THE DO'S:
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: Definitely.
Do you believe in miracles?: It's all luck.
Do you believe in magic?: They are a set of good tricks and illusions. But don't defy the laws of science so nothing really magical here.
Love at first sight?: I believe in love before sight even.
Do you believe there's a Santa?: Yes but he's dead.
Do you believe in Santa?: Not anymore because he's dead.
Do you know how to swim?: I swim like a dog.
Do you like roller coasters?: Yes, the barbecue flavoured one. Their cheese not so nice.
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: Of course. Lobster salad, roast beef, crab pie, what's not to like?
THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?: Ya. -_-"
Have you ever asked someone out?: Ya -__-"
Have you ever been asked out by someone?: Ya -____-"
Have you ever been to the ocean?: I guess so.
Have you ever painted your nails?: Always accidentally.
THE WHATS:
What is the temperature outside?: Hot is all you need to know.
What radio station do you listen to?: Howard Stern.
What was the last restaurant you ate at?:McDonald's Fast Food Restaurant at 5am but I didn't exactly eat there.
What was the last thing you bought?: A cup of bubble tea from a bubble tea shop (duh) beside the library.
What was the last thing on TV you watched?: Shao Lin Shan Bing or smth.. My mum was watching and the TV happens to be in front of me.
THE WHOS:
Who was the last person you IM'd?: You know all this talk about last this last that, makes me feel like I'm dead already and I thought they'ld leave it at that in the previous section but NO. They wanna continue probing the poor dead man. So I IM'D WHITE BOY JIAN NAN, OK??
Who was the last person you took a picture of?: JON SUNG.
Who was the last person you said I love you to?: CHERYL. (HAHA HF) OK LA JIAN NAN LA.
CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out?: no.
Ever cried yourself to sleep?: no
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?: no
Ever cried over the opposite sex?: No.
Do you cry when you get an injury?: no
Do certain songs make you cry?: no
HAPPY SECTION.
Are you a happy person?: Again??! No.
What can make you happy?: Seeing Chang PC's face in the orbituaries tomorrow morning.
Do you wish you were happier?: Yea, I wish that a lot.
Can music make you happy?: Temporarily.
LOVE SECTION.
How many times have you had your heart broken?: Less than I can count with my toes and feet.
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them?: I'd die for lots of people man.
LOOK AT ME.
What is your current hair color?: A weird colour. Bu hei bu he.
Current piercings?: Head piercing.
Have any tattoos?: No, sadly.
Eye color?: Blacker than black.
IN A BOY/GIRL:
Favorite eye color: Light brown? More like grey but where the fuck do I find her?
Short or long hair: I'm secretly a short hair lover. I noe it's fucked up.
Height: 155-170? It's cool man.
Best clothing: Ofc nothing.
HAVE YOU EVER
Been to jail: Almost.
Mooned someone: No idea.
Laughed so hard you cried: Yes defnitely.
Cried in school: No?
Thrown up in a store: Sadly, no. Haha.
Done something really stupid that you still laugh at today: Yes many things in fact.
Gone skinny dipping: No one sexy to go with.
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke: COKE DEFINITELY, UNLESS I WANT TO DO THE CLASSIC AHH.
McDonald's or Burger King: MACS FOR FRIES. BK FOR ONION RINGS AND FRIES.
Single or Group Dates: GROUP DATES ARE FOR LOSERS.
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE DUH.
Strawberries or Blueberries: BLUEBERRIES. I WAS NVR A STRAWBERRY GUY.
Meat or Veggies: IM SRSLY FUCKING TIRED SO IT'S GONNA BE ALL CAPS NOW. MEAT.
TV or Movie: MOVIE OFC.
Guitar or Drums?: BOTH!
Adidas or Nike: NIKE > ADIDAS 1 SWOOSH IS BETTER THAN 3 STRIPES, DUHH..
Chinese or Mexican: WTF? MAXIKEN.
Cheerios or Corn Flakes: CHEERIOS LOOK LIKE THEY COULD FUCK UP MY DIGESTIVE SYSTEM MORE THAN IT ALREADY IT SO CHEERIOS DEFINITELY.
Cake or Pie: WHICHEVER IS NICER COS BOTH CAN REALLY SUCK OR REALLY ROCK. IT RLY DEPENDS.
MTV or VH1: H1M1 TV.
Spell your name without vowels: GFFRYNG
What color do you wear most?: Black cos I like black, black looks good, lookin' good means no dandruff.. I use CLEAR, but my name is not Rain.
Least favorite color?: Can't think of one.
What are you listening to?: The ceiling fan and my sister in the shower. Yes it's 3am she just came home.
Are you happy with your life right now?: No.
What is your favorite class in school?: Recess, free period.
Are you outgoing: Not really.
Favorite pair of shoes?: C-Mon Kypski Dunk
Where do you wish you were right now?: In bed.
THE CANS:
Can you dance? I'm secretly Moose.
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth? I doubt it.
Can you whistle? Kind of.
Write with both hands? Yes, but legible or not I dunno.
Walk with your toes curled? Yea why not.
THE DO'S:
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: Definitely.
Do you believe in miracles?: It's all luck.
Do you believe in magic?: They are a set of good tricks and illusions. But don't defy the laws of science so nothing really magical here.
Love at first sight?: I believe in love before sight even.
Do you believe there's a Santa?: Yes but he's dead.
Do you believe in Santa?: Not anymore because he's dead.
Do you know how to swim?: I swim like a dog.
Do you like roller coasters?: Yes, the barbecue flavoured one. Their cheese not so nice.
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: Of course. Lobster salad, roast beef, crab pie, what's not to like?
THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?: Ya. -_-"
Have you ever asked someone out?: Ya -__-"
Have you ever been asked out by someone?: Ya -____-"
Have you ever been to the ocean?: I guess so.
Have you ever painted your nails?: Always accidentally.
THE WHATS:
What is the temperature outside?: Hot is all you need to know.
What radio station do you listen to?: Howard Stern.
What was the last restaurant you ate at?:McDonald's Fast Food Restaurant at 5am but I didn't exactly eat there.
What was the last thing you bought?: A cup of bubble tea from a bubble tea shop (duh) beside the library.
What was the last thing on TV you watched?: Shao Lin Shan Bing or smth.. My mum was watching and the TV happens to be in front of me.
THE WHOS:
Who was the last person you IM'd?: You know all this talk about last this last that, makes me feel like I'm dead already and I thought they'ld leave it at that in the previous section but NO. They wanna continue probing the poor dead man. So I IM'D WHITE BOY JIAN NAN, OK??
Who was the last person you took a picture of?: JON SUNG.
Who was the last person you said I love you to?: CHERYL. (HAHA HF) OK LA JIAN NAN LA.
CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out?: no.
Ever cried yourself to sleep?: no
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?: no
Ever cried over the opposite sex?: No.
Do you cry when you get an injury?: no
Do certain songs make you cry?: no
HAPPY SECTION.
Are you a happy person?: Again??! No.
What can make you happy?: Seeing Chang PC's face in the orbituaries tomorrow morning.
Do you wish you were happier?: Yea, I wish that a lot.
Can music make you happy?: Temporarily.
LOVE SECTION.
How many times have you had your heart broken?: Less than I can count with my toes and feet.
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them?: I'd die for lots of people man.
LOOK AT ME.
What is your current hair color?: A weird colour. Bu hei bu he.
Current piercings?: Head piercing.
Have any tattoos?: No, sadly.
Eye color?: Blacker than black.
IN A BOY/GIRL:
Favorite eye color: Light brown? More like grey but where the fuck do I find her?
Short or long hair: I'm secretly a short hair lover. I noe it's fucked up.
Height: 155-170? It's cool man.
Best clothing: Ofc nothing.
HAVE YOU EVER
Been to jail: Almost.
Mooned someone: No idea.
Laughed so hard you cried: Yes defnitely.
Cried in school: No?
Thrown up in a store: Sadly, no. Haha.
Done something really stupid that you still laugh at today: Yes many things in fact.
Gone skinny dipping: No one sexy to go with.
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke: COKE DEFINITELY, UNLESS I WANT TO DO THE CLASSIC AHH.
McDonald's or Burger King: MACS FOR FRIES. BK FOR ONION RINGS AND FRIES.
Single or Group Dates: GROUP DATES ARE FOR LOSERS.
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE DUH.
Strawberries or Blueberries: BLUEBERRIES. I WAS NVR A STRAWBERRY GUY.
Meat or Veggies: IM SRSLY FUCKING TIRED SO IT'S GONNA BE ALL CAPS NOW. MEAT.
TV or Movie: MOVIE OFC.
Guitar or Drums?: BOTH!
Adidas or Nike: NIKE > ADIDAS 1 SWOOSH IS BETTER THAN 3 STRIPES, DUHH..
Chinese or Mexican: WTF? MAXIKEN.
Cheerios or Corn Flakes: CHEERIOS LOOK LIKE THEY COULD FUCK UP MY DIGESTIVE SYSTEM MORE THAN IT ALREADY IT SO CHEERIOS DEFINITELY.
Cake or Pie: WHICHEVER IS NICER COS BOTH CAN REALLY SUCK OR REALLY ROCK. IT RLY DEPENDS.
MTV or VH1: H1M1 TV.
Holidays are ending so, fuck me.
Haha Yayness, I now know where to find quizzes to keep this blog alive, and it's real quick-n-easy. Not a just-add-water microwaveable product, but a just-go-to-facebook and steal thing..
So here goes a really random quiz I found under HF's compendium of quizzes.
1. What do you do if you are in the bathroom with a beetle flying around?
Spray hot water at it, that's what I do with all flying things in my bathroom, except ghosts. I trying to cajole those into entering my shampoo bottles so that I can wash my hair with essence of ghosts. I heard it was really good for the scalp anyway.
2. What do you do if you hear a song you like playing on the radio when you are all alone in the room?
I change my favourite song to another song so that I can continue waiting for my favourite song to come on again. Works everytime.
3. You want to speak to your crush badly. What is your pick up line?
You know, I had a ball fall today lucky I was able to conjure an image of you picking me up, and then I picked myself up. Awesome.
4. What do you do if all your friends hate a particular band that you love?
Tell them that they're dumb because that's what the band set out to do, make people loathe them and so they're just falling for it.
5. What do you do when you trip and fall in front of many people?
Don't get up, lie there and twitch occasionally.
6. You forgot to do your multiple-choice question homework (the one whereby you have to choose 1 out of 4 options given to you as your answer) and your class starts in 5 minutes. What do you do?
Complete them since there are only 2 questions to begin with.
7. You have bad breath and someone speaks to you. How do you react?
Give them a nice hardcore kiss so that both of you now have bad breath.
8. You just finished gym and after a shower, you drop your underpants on the wet floor. What do you do?
Feel very good that your waterproof underwear is finally beginning to pay dividends and just dust the water off.
9. What do you do if a personality quiz says that you have a lousy personality as your result?
Proclaim the test as 100% accurate.
10. Your friend gave you the worst gift you have ever received and asks: Do you like it? How do you react?
I say FUCK, NO.
11.(Continued from question 10) What are you really thinking secretly inside?
Should have just given me the 10cents you used to buy this you dumbfuck.
12. A hot guy/girl keeps looking at you while you are on the bus. What are you secretly thinking inside?
Guy: Do I look like his father/brother/friend who just passed away?
Girl: Does my dick look big like this? *Repositions* Oh, oh my, I forgot to zip, no wonder.
So here goes a really random quiz I found under HF's compendium of quizzes.
1. What do you do if you are in the bathroom with a beetle flying around?
Spray hot water at it, that's what I do with all flying things in my bathroom, except ghosts. I trying to cajole those into entering my shampoo bottles so that I can wash my hair with essence of ghosts. I heard it was really good for the scalp anyway.
2. What do you do if you hear a song you like playing on the radio when you are all alone in the room?
I change my favourite song to another song so that I can continue waiting for my favourite song to come on again. Works everytime.
3. You want to speak to your crush badly. What is your pick up line?
You know, I had a ball fall today lucky I was able to conjure an image of you picking me up, and then I picked myself up. Awesome.
4. What do you do if all your friends hate a particular band that you love?
Tell them that they're dumb because that's what the band set out to do, make people loathe them and so they're just falling for it.
5. What do you do when you trip and fall in front of many people?
Don't get up, lie there and twitch occasionally.
6. You forgot to do your multiple-choice question homework (the one whereby you have to choose 1 out of 4 options given to you as your answer) and your class starts in 5 minutes. What do you do?
Complete them since there are only 2 questions to begin with.
7. You have bad breath and someone speaks to you. How do you react?
Give them a nice hardcore kiss so that both of you now have bad breath.
8. You just finished gym and after a shower, you drop your underpants on the wet floor. What do you do?
Feel very good that your waterproof underwear is finally beginning to pay dividends and just dust the water off.
9. What do you do if a personality quiz says that you have a lousy personality as your result?
Proclaim the test as 100% accurate.
10. Your friend gave you the worst gift you have ever received and asks: Do you like it? How do you react?
I say FUCK, NO.
11.(Continued from question 10) What are you really thinking secretly inside?
Should have just given me the 10cents you used to buy this you dumbfuck.
12. A hot guy/girl keeps looking at you while you are on the bus. What are you secretly thinking inside?
Guy: Do I look like his father/brother/friend who just passed away?
Girl: Does my dick look big like this? *Repositions* Oh, oh my, I forgot to zip, no wonder.
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